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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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via GIGGLE..
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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

via shy thot.
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(Source: katara)

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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via dis me.
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its-lanal-bitchez:

thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

this is my favorite video on the whole internet

(Source: becausebirds)

via ya.
Photo 13 Sep 158,820 notes marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

(Source: bepsiboy)

via rad.
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via bite me.
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witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

(Source: witnessprotectionwithwings)

via lol.
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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

via kk koolkat.
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nice
— me in any situation ever (via joshpeck)
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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number


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